Note: That is NOT Master Chief, it's a NOOB playing Halo.
The Rant:
Ever wonder what it was like for Girls to play games? Or mabye why they don't? This is one of the reasons I think there aren't as many Girls playing games, or if they do why they'd probably be smart just to shutup and not tell anyone, saving themselves a lot of annoyance.
So a year ago when I first rolled my Night Elf in WoW I chose a Female because the Males were just too gay and the Females were at least almost androgynous enough to pass as a young Elf. Well I was waiting for the boat in Darkshore I danced as I always do when waiting, and some random Guy comes up to me and asks "Hey Wun 2 b meh GF?!" and started following me around, I had to run into the ship and stealth to get him to leave me alone; Of course I could have said "I have a penis" but that probably would have just gotten me harassed, like this rant probably will.
I was like "WTH this is retarded!" getting bugged for no good reason well I'm just trying to play was just too annoying. If I were a Girl I'd much rather shutup and not use voice chats or just admit to be a 12 year old boy and get bothered about being a kid instead of hit on constantly. When will people learn to not hit on every Girl they see, that'll just run them off! They should let them play and enjoy themselves and get into the game and have a good time, and wait for then to hit on them, atleast then they're hooked on the game and won't run away, that way games won't just be a big sausage fest, because that's kinda gay.
The Picture:
This is a OLD picture I just finished because I was talking to Phoenix yesterday about Girl Gamers and remembered I didn't finish this, I originally started it back in August 29 of 2006 and never finished it because I was too lazy to draw the guns/hands and background, woopdeedooo looks like I have over a years worth of lazylag; That makes me sad... So yeah there's a lot of mistakes in this, and the anatomy sucks, but I'm not fixing anything because of the formentioned laziness; I did however touch up the face and hair a bit from where I originaly left off, I also added the background. Also if anyone wonders "Why is Samus so freaking shiney and everything else not?" well I could explain how I didn't know how to color in OC well back then, or something else, but instead I'm going to use the excuse that the most shiney and detailed things in games are almost always the Girls and Guns.
Note: It's not really a good idea to stealth with a giant glowing laser sword, It kind of gives away your position, only a little...
It's the quality of the character and personality, not the appearance.
Have you got something against homosexuality?
Let me clarify: gamer girls play because they want to enjoy the game, and enjoy playing, and I will be the better man and tell all the assholes saying, " get back in the kitchen." To shut the fuck up.
Girls playing video games are the ones like, "I'm playing a videogame, and I have a vagina and boobs. Pay attention to me." In other words, I hate girls who play video games for attention and to get harassed. I have no problem allowing them to be torn apart by the sexist dick heads.
My response: shut the fuck up Internet.